You know at the wedding reception you see that older woman in her mid to late fifties dancing like a floozy with a made up face like Tammy Fay Baker and wearing that dress that just doesn’t look quite right? You might be thinking, “I can’t believe that old lady’s got a beer belly” or “maybe her girdle is too tight…” or “Does Aunt Gladys always keeps a spare Purdue fryer hidden in her party dress?” No matter what your thinking we’ve all seen her and she’s wearing this dress right here.
This Alex Evenings Cascade Mesh Dress with a ruche and wrapped surplice bodice is absolutely hideous. It unnecessarily widens your mid-section and makes you look like you’re wearing armor. Nordstrom is currently selling this gem along with a number of other Alex Evenings formal wear, Not all as bad as this. Alex Evenings has a thing about surplice and wrapped bodices. For some women this may look great but for others, it tends to widen the mid-section just like this dress does. Personally I feel like no woman should be purchasing this dress unless she’s dressing up for Halloween as the Tammy Fay Baker lady from the wedding reception or a Cougar out to capture young pubescent meat!
Consider yourself warned now go out there and find something fabulous!
